We at Driftsun love to spend our free time enjoying the water and the beach. Enjoy hours of fun Skimboarding at the beach, bay, on the sandbar, or in the surf. This board is built for performance, whether you are a veteran skimboarder or it's your first time. The traditional rocker design helps prevent face plants and makes learning the art of skimming a breeze. The durable epoxy laminated hardwood construction in a mid-sized board gives beginners a good base to learn. Top EVA traction pad gives riders superior grip and performance when landing tricks and helps teach foot placement and improve balance. Our boards are layered with a hard protective poly-lacker finish for waterproofing and to prevent damage to the wood. The total weight of our board is 5.6 pounds. Hone your skimboarding skills and take the waves head-on! Enjoy an awesome day of skimboarding at the beach with the Driftsun Skimboard!
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.