Cut down on the time it takes to fill and tie water balloons with this gadget, which simply hooks up to your garden hose. Turn the water on, and in a minute you’ll have over 100 properly filled balloons that are ready to use. These self-sealing water balloons come pre-tied, so when you’re done filling up, just give a gentle shake of the stem bunch to disconnect the balloons.
We're not sure if you've noticed, but there a great many very different deals on today.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
Not that it matters seeing as not being able to unionise sort-of limits your options.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy (mostly).
No luck yet, but here's hoping.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.