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Urgh. The weekend.

We never really know what to do with ourselves because, to be honest, our sole purpose in life is to bring sweet deals to you on the reg. The weekend just gets in the way of that.

And so, in an effort to A) make ourselves useful over these two days and 2) appeal to your casual side, we offer you our take on what we think the weekend should involve.

We're basing this entirely on things we've overheard in conversation and seen in movies, because our ideal weekend would be back-to-back Mondays, but we know we're in the minority on that one.

Someone once told us that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, but we didn't really get the gist.

Nobody here is named Jack for starters. And his idea of fun sounds terrible.