APPLE flavoured Energy drink with GINSENG extract.
Very high in Vitamins with added Caffeine for extra energy.
Ingredients
Sparkling filtered water, Sugar, Dextrose, Acidity regulators, Caffeine, Flavouring, Caramel and Colourant, Group B vitamins (Vitamins B3, B5, B6, B12), Ginseng Extract, Preservatives: Sodium benzoate, Potassium sorbate.
Caution: Not recommended for children under 12 years of age, pregnant and lactating women and persons sensitive to caffeine.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.