WITH ZERO SUGAR & TRIPLE GUARANA!
According to a Brazilian jungle legend, the first guarana-berry bush grew on the spot where a lightning bolt struck a pair of lovers from rival tribes. This rain-forest tale gave Guarana it’s reputation for explosive natural energy.
Ingredients
Sparkling Water, Citric Acid (E330), Acidity Regulator (E331), Guarana Extract, Preservatives (E202, E211), Caffeine, Non-nutritive Sweeteners (Sucralose, Acesulfame K), Colour (E150d), Inositol, Flavouring, Niacin, Pantothenic Acid, Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12.
Caution: Not recommended for children under 12 years of age, pregnant and lactating women and persons sensitive to caffeine.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.