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Save at least 50% on everything you buy today!

Well, not EVERYTHING everything. If today's the day you plan on buying a new car, there's a good chance the dealership won't play by the same rules we do.

Unless of course your persuasion skills are second to none. And you happen to have supreme confidence in a car that someone has willingly let go for half of the original asking price.

Questionable automobile acquisitions aside, 50% is just the benchmark. Depending on what you're after, the savings shoot right up to 75%.

That's a big chunk of change. If you spend what you've saved today on cryptocurrency, chances are you'll be rich in no time.

Or broke. We have no idea how it works.