Angry MamaEasy Microwave Cleaner
R89
About
Use steam to clean the crud from your microwave! Just add vinegar and water, then microwave for 7 minutes. The steam comes out of Buddy's head and softens microwave dirt and stains for easier cleaning!
Product Features
- Easy to use
- No Hassle
- Steam away crud!
- Quick Clean
- Get rid of odors!
- Dishwasher safe
Product Specification
- Product Dimensions 75 x 115 x 140 mm
- Item Weight 113 Gram
Use: first remove MicroBuddy's hair and head from the body, then add vinegar and water to fill lines on the body. Add a squeeze of lemon Juice (or essence) to Liquid for a pleasant odor. Warning: do not overfill or boiling over might occur. Replace her head and hair parts then microwave for 7 minutes on high and allow to stand for 2 additional minutes. Remove MicroBuddy from the microwave by her arms, which stay cooler. Use the remaining Liquid on a sponge to clean microwave.
Caution: Hot Liquid! MicroBuddy is dishwasher safe for easy cleaning.
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.