Vibro ShapeVibration Heating Slimming Belt with Remote Control
R599
About
If you don't have time to exercise then the Vibro Shape Belt is for you. This amazing Vibro Shape slimming can be used to firm up: Shoulders, Hips, Abs, Thighs, Buns, Arms and Calves.
You can use this amazing device while lying down, watching TV, sitting at the computer, spending time with your family, working, cooking or simply resting.
Product Features:
- Vibro Shape is an AB toning system which uses a unique oscillating massage action to tone up specific body parts.
- The Vibro Shape slimming belt will help you burn calories, lose weight, and eliminate cellulite.
- The slimming belt provides heated massage with clockwise and counterclockwise motion.
- Use this massage belt regularly, 10-15 minutes a day.
- The Vibro Shape will allow your muscles to contract, 30-50 times per second.
- It works by dynamically stimulating your fat cells so they are transformed into fatty acid glycerol which is then passed out as perspiration (sweat).
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
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So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.