This clever pest control device works by luring mosquitoes in with its LED ultraviolet light and then trapping them in the chamber below. It's a great chemical-free, silent solution to help you stop those mozzies from interrupting your sleep.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.