Innovate double compression design for effective body shaping
The Perfect Shaper, Double Compression Velcro Waist Belt, is a unisex undergarment that flattens and shapes your waist area while also assisting in correcting your posture. The inner compression belt wraps around your waist cinching your midriff up to your hips. The outer waist slimming belt focuses exclusively on tucking in your waist for an overall great upper body shape. It is comfortable and allows you to move freely.
Use as a waist-training garment during your normal exercise routine or as a body-shaping undergarment to look flattering in any outfit.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.