360°Ultraviolet Mosquito Killer Lamp
R179
About
Now you can make sure that you and your loved ones enjoy bug-free nights with the Ultraviolet Light Mosquito Killer, which is designed to effectively eliminate all flying insects, including those blood-sucking mosquitoes, annoying flies and other pesky bugs! All you have to do is plug in our fly zapper and that’s it!
Product Features
- Minimal sound
- Safe for your family
- Powered via USB cable
- Effective
- Strong current
- Powerful suction
Product Specifications
- Input: DC 5V - 1A
- Power: 5W
- Noise: less than 35 dB
- Dimensions: 21.5 x 12cm
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.