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Broken English says it best!

It's no secret that English can be an incredibly complex language to try and get your head around. The internet is chock full of memes and poems about it. Like, if the plural of 'mouse' is 'mice', why isn't the plural of 'house', 'hice'? Then you get the confusion that comes along with words that look the same but are pronounced differently: 'At present, there is no one to present the presentation.' Don't even get us started on how many friends get confused between 'they're', 'there' and 'their'.

South Africans take things even further, calling traffic lights 'robots', and not quite understanding why the poor foreigner asking for directions looks more lost than before. By now, you're probably confused because none of this has anything to do with our main deal of a ladies long sleeve knit sweater from Banana Republic. But actually it does. Because why is it called a 'sweater' when it doesn't even 'sweat'? We give up.