Clean PoochSuper Absorbent Mat (To Keep Your Floors Clean)
R199
About
No More Dirty Paw Prints! The Clean Pooch Mat keeps floors clean and dry. The Secret... Super absorbent microfiber fingers reach up and in between paws to gently absorb water, dirt, & mud. It can absorb up to 7x it's weight in water! It also dries 5x faster than standard cotton doormats! Clean Pooch Mat uses a non-slip backing that prevents skidding and movement of the mat. It's great for automobiles, inside crates, under food and water bowls, & much more! The mat is easy to clean and machine washable.
Product Features
- No More Dirty Paw Prints!
- Keeps Floors Clean & Dry
- "Deep Reach" Paw Cleaning Strands Instantly Absorb Water, Dirt, & Mud
- Dries 5x Faster Than Standard Cotton Door Mats
- Absorbs 7x It's Weight in Water
- Non-Skid backing on the bottom prevents skidding and movement
- Measures 18" x 28"
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