Indulge in retro charm with this traditionally styled kettle. This elegantly styled kettle does exactly what a kettle should do - and more! No more leaving the kitchen and coming back to find that the water is no longer at the optimum temperature. This kettle will emit a whistle to call you back when the water has boiled.
The stats we're presenting here are based purely on our staff, who make up a tiny percentage of the general population, but they tell us that 100% of our staff that ordered something online exhibited signs of excitement when that thing was delivered.
We know the saying "Money can't buy happiness", but you don't often see someone crying on a jetski - and not just because all that water splashing around would make it hard to identify the tears in the first place.
Although we do have to ask: if our savings are this good, shouldn't we be calling it discount therapy instead?