Squat-n-GoFoldable Squatting Stool
R279
About
An epic bathroom revolution, the 18cm foldable squatting stool features an exclusive foldable design for fast and easy storage. Banish bathroom eyesores for good by tucking it behind your toilet or inside a cabinet until nature calls. Minimalist inspired, it's the perfect travel companion for achieving a better go while on the go! Choose the stark white color for a clean, crisp look or tap into the dark side with the midnight black version. The Squat-n-Go 18cm foldable squatting stool provides an ideal blend between high-end design and ultimate portability, all while giving you a healthier, more natural way to go.
Product Features
- Supports colon health and less faecal stagnation
- Safe for the whole family
- Helps relieve constipation and hemorrhoids
- Strengthens the digestive system
- Help relieve gas and bloating
- Supports regular bowel function
- Contributes to healthy weights loss
- Strengthens stomach muscles contractions
- Non-slip textured surface and floor grips
- Made of heavy-duty plastic
- Patented, foldable design
- Fits and stored under any toilet
- Hypoallergenic & mould-resistant
- Includes a travel bag
- Lifetime warranty
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.