Searching for a reason to buy these amazing string lights?
These wire string lights have Micro LEDs creating a true twinkle effect rather than a polka-dotting of lights. Then there's the construction. In place of those flopping, heavy, impossible-to-hide cords is delicate copper wire—which not only disappears into just about any vignette (or plant) but is also conveniently bendy, so the lights actually stay put where you want them to stay put.
Tuck them back into the branches of a tree and don't worry about whether they'll stay or not. Twist them around a banister and then just…stop when you're done. Create a wreath out of lights—and lights alone! No need for taping or knotting. The wire is even water-resistant!
True, you can't replace the bulbs one by one, but they will last for years due to very low energy consumption. And if you simply wrap them around a piece of cardboard before storing them, you'll also be less inclined to throw them out next holiday; where there's a lack of insanely frustrating knots, there's a will to re-use.
We're not sure if you've noticed, but there a great many very different deals on today.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
Not that it matters seeing as not being able to unionise sort-of limits your options.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy (mostly).
No luck yet, but here's hoping.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.