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Slender YouSlimming Tonic and Collagen for Her

R549

Retail: R750
Please note
  • For hygiene reasons, exchanges and returns will not be facilitated on these items unless returned unopened, in its original packaging. 
  • These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. 
  • All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from healthcare practitioners. 
  • Please consult your healthcare professional before using any product. 
About

Collagen for Her

Collagen is behind making all your wellness dreams come true! This includes your hair goals, glowing skin, strong nails and healthy joints. Level up your collagen routine with every scoop, stir, sip and bite with our all-new Collagen For Her! 

Slimming Tonics

Unique Slimming Formula to help you Drop Unwanted Kilos, Beat Those Hunger Cravings and Feel Energized All Day Long! 

Product Features
  • Youthful Skin
  • Lose Weight
  • Reduce Joint Pain
  • Strong Hair & Nails
  • Boost Immunity
  • Gut Health
  • Expiry Date: August 2022
  • Slimming Tonics:
    • Green Tea Extract
      • High in Antioxidants
      • Aids in Weight Loss
      • Improves Skin Health
      • Helps to lower Blood Sugar Levels
    • L – Carnitine
      • Burns Fatty Cells for Energy
      • Improves Brain Function
      • Helps with Muscle Recovery
      • Reduces Symptoms of Type 2
      • Diabetes
    • Guarana Seed Extract
      • Increase Energy Levels
      • Reduce Fatigue
      • Boosts Metabolism
      • Improves Heart Health
    • Chromium Picolinate
      • Lowers Cholesterol Levels
      • Reduce Hunger & Sugar Cravings
      • Boosts Mood
Includes
  • Collagen for Her - 200g
  • Pack of 3 Slimming Tonics:
    • Cucumber Mint
    • Mixed Berry
    • Blue Berry 
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We're joking. Obviously.

Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".

Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.

As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.

So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.