When you’re heading out the door and you want to listen to music on the way, you’ve probably got two key concerns (if you’re like most people). First, you want a set of headphones that perform well and make your music sound as great as it should.
Second, you want something that looks sleek and stylish so that you can walk out in public feeling cool and fashionable. Sure, the look doesn’t affect quality but it’s a nice perk, isn’t it!
Well look no further we have the perfect earphones for you!
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.