The one, the only, the original, most accurate buzz lightyear ever produced!! highly detailed deluxe film replica from Disney/Pixar's digital data. fully poseable including fingers, wrists, elbows, shoulders, waist, ankles, knees and legs! push his red oval chest button for classic “buzz toy” phrases. press the blue oval chest button and he responds as “space ranger buzz”! he even knows if you’re talking loudly and reacts. Talk to buzz and he’ll respond to your voice in talk back mode (green oval button for on/off talkback feature). press his red chest button for pop-out wing action and light-up wing tips. level sensor knows when Buzz is in a horizontal flying position or standing vertically and responds with flying and landing sound effects!
Press his arm button for laser light-up and sound effects. Open or close his helmet or arm communicator and he reacts with related phrases and sound effects. soft rubber waist and glow-in-the-dark reen trim. includes a toy story collection certificate of authenticity. original voice.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.