APPLE flavoured Energy drink with GINSENG extract.
Very high in Vitamins with added Caffeine for extra energy.
Ingredients
Sparkling filtered water, Sugar, Dextrose, Acidity regulators, Caffeine, Flavouring, Caramel and Colourant, Group B vitamins (Vitamins B3, B5, B6, B12), Ginseng Extract, Preservatives: Sodium benzoate, Potassium sorbate.
Caution: Not recommended for children under 12 years of age, pregnant and lactating women and persons sensitive to caffeine.
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