his elegant, retro-style breakfast combo from Milex consists of both the Vintage Toaster & the Retro 360° kettle. This combo will add a touch of old-school glamour to any kitchen with exquisite chromed finishes and beautiful designs. The Milex Vintage Toaster offers a host of handy features to please every toast lover. From 6 temperature settings that give you the perfect shade of ‘toast’ each time to extra-wide slots that can fit thick slices of bread or oven bagels. Not only is this toaster easy to use but it’s equally easy to clean with the removable stainless steel crumb tray. The Milex Retro 360° Kettle is an impressive addition to any kitchen. Boasting a 360-degree, detachable swivel base, this kettle provides cord-free convenience. The Milex Retro 360° kettle has a generous 1.8-litre capacity and holds enough water to make eight standard cups out of just one boil. The transparent measuring gauge on the side allows you to measure exactly how much water you're putting in for energy-efficient boiling.
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They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical storylines that nobody questions. And flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half-off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?