The Beach BumsRetro Style Beach Umbrella
R1,649
About
Introducing our retro-style beach umbrella's - the perfect accessory to your summer. Incorporating vintage fringing, wood and natural cotton, this beautiful and minimalist design holds a timeless aesthetic that’s sure to take your beach day game to a whole new level.
Our premium umbrellas are durable and made to last. They provide sun protection (UPF50+), are easy to set up and transport with their carrier bag, have a large canopy size and feature an adjustable hinge allowing the umbrella to be set up at full height or at ground level.
Product Features
- Retro style
- Beach umbrella
- Vintage fringing
- Natural cotton
- Beautiful
- Minimalistic
- Local is lekker
Product Specifications
- Umbrella Dimensions: H210 x Ø180cm
- Bag Dimensions: H120xW22cm
- Weight: 2,6KG
- Materials: Cotton canvas top, wood pole, cotton tassel fringing
Included
- 1 x Retro beach umbrella
- 1 x Matching carrier bag
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