The Salt Block is a unique new way to braai meat, fish, or vegetables. Place the salt slab on the cold grate and allow to heat slowly. As soon as the temperature is approx. 275°C, the salt slab is ready for use. Once the food is cooked, it can be taken off the salt slab or left on to serve the food directly from the slab. The salt slab can also be used to cook in the oven or used cold to serve sushi or appetizers.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical storylines that nobody questions. And flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half-off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?