Stop biting down on hard cherry pits! This hand-held cherry pitter gets rid of cherry and olive pits in seconds. Just insert a cherry or olive into the nook, pull the trigger, and watch the pit pop right out! This gadget is perfect for kids since it does not require a blade.
What do road crews use in the North Pole? Snow cones. - That one obviously doesn't work in Mzansi because no-one works on roads here.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap - As we know, if it's not AmaPiano, South Africans aren't listening to it. Elves or otherwise.
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs - As per the above, South Africans will dance anywhere, any time, any place. No dance floor, petrol station forecourt or stadium terrace is safe from dancing South Africans.