Use steam to clean the crud from your microwave! Just add vinegar and water, then microwave for 7 minutes. The steam comes out of Buddy's head and softens microwave dirt and stains for easier cleaning!
Use: first remove hair and head from the body, then add vinegar and water to fill lines on the body. Add a squeeze of lemon Juice (or essence) to Liquid for a pleasant odor. Warning: do not overfill or boiling over might occur. Replace her head and hair parts then microwave for 7 minutes on high and allow to stand for 2 additional minutes. Remove from the microwave by her arms, which stay cooler. Use the remaining Liquid on a sponge to clean microwave.
Caution: Hot Liquid! Angry Mama is dishwasher safe for easy cleaning.
And you know how we know this?
Simple: it's simple. Cut a hole in a piece of fabric and call it a day simple.
The poncho is the clothing equivalent of the Japanese flag. If we were to list step-by-step instructions on how to make one yourself, there'd be no Step Two.
If you're wondering how this ties into today's deals, it doesn't. These are just the things we think about when we're tasked with writing blurbs but we're completely out of inspiration.