Typhoon trolleys are a colourful and contemporary way of eliminating the need for a plastic bag carrier. They are perfect for transporting shopping on and off trains, buses and in and out of cars whilst keeping your items safely tucked away. They are foldable and easy to store with a gloss silver frame and black wheels and hubs. Typhoon trolleys are lightweight for ease of movement.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Nobody wants to hear it. You end up sounding like a toddler trying to explain the latest episode of Game of Thrones.
The only dream worth talking about is Martin Luther's. Fact.
Anyhoo, we had a dream we sold out by noon today and spent the rest of our time hanging out with the Red Hot Chili Peppers at Home Affairs. Crazy, huh?