Breezz3-Speed Portable USB Desk Fan

Sometimes you hear something so profound...

...it changes your perception of everything. "Shower thoughts", some people call it. We don't buy into the name so much; the only thing we think about in the shower is trying to find (and then NEVER disturb) the balance between the hot and cold tap.

Anyway, here are a few gems that'll blow your mind into next week:

When you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room, but less bedroom.
We live in a world where GTA is a kid's game and Candy Crush is an adult's.
If you bred a seagull and an eagle would it be a seagle or an eagull?
There should be a brand of chocolate milk called "The Dark Side of the Moo".