CamelbakPodium Dirt Series 620ml Bottle
R239
About
The Podium Dirt Series is designed for those who want to take their adventures to the dirt without tasting it. As the ultimate bike bottle for both recreational and competitive cyclists alike, it features an integrated mud cap to keep the dirt out of your drink, a high-flow self-sealing jet valve and easy to squeeze ergonomic design.
Product Features
- Volume: 620ml
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.