SabrePink Pepper Spray and Drink Test Kit Keyring
R279
About
Choose the Key Case Pepper Spray with Quick Release Key Ring, which allows for immediate access to spray when opening locks, doors, or driving your car. This pepper spray also offers enhanced control and product retention, thanks to its durable key case with finger grip.
Product Features
Pepper Spray
- Maximum strength pepper spray formula
- Durable key case with finger grip
- Great protection
- Can spray from up to 3m away
- Safe for indoors and has no effect on bystanders
- The quick-release keyring provides access to gel when the keys are in ignition or a lock
Drink Test Kit
- User-friendly
- Strips test for the presence of GHB and Ketamine (Common date rape drugs)
- Be in a light area when compiling the test
What's in the Box
- 1 x Pepper Spray Keyring
- 5 x Drink test kit Pages (2 test per a page)
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