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We thought you'd like to know. Just in case all of our marketing efforts had somehow gone unnoticed.
It does leave us horribly short on the word count for this write-up, though. Explaining how a 50% discount works doesn't exactly require your undivided attention.
So instead, we'll hit you with this little-known fact: that tiny blob of toothpaste that sits on your toothbrush has a name. It's called a nurdle.
Knowledge!