A carefully selected blend of high quality locally produced South African extra virgin olive oil. African Gold. Only Locally Made, Ever.
A perfectly balanced medium to intense extra virgin olive oil with a fresh, green aromatic fruitiness, distinct pepperiness, and pleasantly bitter notes. Pressed with love, cured to perfection, and inspired by flavour, the olives we use are sourced solely from local farms across the region, by local hands. Infused at every step with African values and pride, every drop of African Gold Extra Virgin Olive Oil is a true taste of home, and is as pleasing to the palate as it is to the soul.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical storylines that nobody questions. And flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half-off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?