Stop searching and let the glow guide you!
This glow label is honestly life-changing! It’s great for parents and grandparents that need night vision and a great toddler trainer too which means fewer night wakings as they can find their bottles or dummies themselves. If you need it and can’t see it Glow it!
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.