Guarana is a plant. It is named for the Guarani tribe in the Amazon, who used its seeds to brew a drink. Today, guarana seeds are still used as medicine. People take guarana for weight loss, athletic performance, mental performance and to increase energy. Guarana contains caffeine. Caffeine works by stimulating the central nervous system (CNS), heart, and muscles. Guarana also contains theophylline and theobromine, which are chemicals similar to caffeine.
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Between now and the beginning of May you're going to have more time off work than Trump has bad hair days. And even more still if you pipped your colleagues to the post in the great race that is applying for leave.
Maybe you're intending on using the time to finally start that painting/novel/ice sculpture you've been talking about. Maybe you're going to move some life admin off your plate. Maybe you're waiting to see what everyone else has planned so you can piggy-back off those plans yourself.
But are you going to end up doing any of that? Nope.
You're going to stay home and watch too many movies on the Netflix account you use but don't actually contribute towards.
Perfect conditions for online shopping, in other words. Cough nudge wink.