Designed to let you have sugar and other powders conveniently on hand, the Indispensable Sugar 'n More Dispenser is easy to use. With its ergonomic design, it is ideal for anyone with limited dexterity or hand strength. Simply press and the sugar is dispensed. The Indispensable Sugar 'n More Dispenser's unique patented mechanism lets you choose the amount dispensed to either ¼, ½ or one teaspoon by changing to another of the 3 measurement accessories included with each dispenser. These measurement tools enable the Indispensable Sugar 'n More Dispenser to dispense a measured and consistent amount each time.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical storylines that nobody questions. And flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half-off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?