This item is an omnidirectional lavalier microphone specially designed for iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, and most Android devices. Optimized for voices, it gives superb sound for audio and video recording. The mic includes a 1.2m cable that routes discreetly for maximum versatility.
What do road crews use in the North Pole? Snow cones. - That one obviously doesn't work in Mzansi because no-one works on roads here.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap - As we know, if it's not AmaPiano, South Africans aren't listening to it. Elves or otherwise.
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs - As per the above, South Africans will dance anywhere, any time, any place. No dance floor, petrol station forecourt or stadium terrace is safe from dancing South Africans.