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A list of Christmas jokes that don't work in South Africa

What do road crews use in the North Pole? Snow cones. - That one obviously doesn't work in Mzansi because no-one works on roads here.

What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap - As we know, if it's not AmaPiano, South Africans aren't listening to it. Elves or otherwise.

Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs - As per the above, South Africans will dance anywhere, any time, any place. No dance floor, petrol station forecourt or stadium terrace is safe from dancing South Africans.