Eating pasta has never been more fun than with the motorized powered self twirling spaghetti fork. Automatically winds up pasta on the end of the fork. Makes a great gift for anyone to enjoy. A thumb-activated button on the handle sets the prongs turning at 22 rpm, smoothly winding pasta into a mess-free mouthful, rather than fumbling awkwardly with a helper spoon or slurping up long noodles
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