The Titanium Major offers all the features and benefits of the Kenwood Chef, but gives you more capacity to create family-sized meals, cakes and desserts. It also comes with an extra, medium speed outlet to accommodate a wider range of attachments. It's Kenwood's most versatile kitchen mixer and is designed for an excellent cook who wants a high performance kitchen machine with the power and flexibility to help them create more. With your Titanium Major you’ll feel more inspired and creative than ever, confident to master new tasks.
All Kenwood Titanium Major kitchen mixers are designed to give lasting service, day in, day out and cope easily with family-sized meals and dishes. The all metal body, control dial and head lift lever, and high-grade stainless steel bowl tools give strength and durability. The powerful, geared motor enables you to run a wide range of slow, medium and high speed attachments.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.