Oligarch’s MegayachtIt’s a Steal (and Aluminum)
R9,999,999
About
It’s 140 meters long and jam packed with the kind of luxuries only Autocrats can dream of. If you’re not welcome in Europe, no problem, with a range of 7000 miles you can sail the world with 40 of your closest Oligarch Mates in this floating resort. You could even sail it from The Crimea to South Africa where you’d be sure to get a warm welcome from your old Comrades. You could even host them for a ‘not an invasion or a war at all’ party (BOYB). The mini submarine (and especially the 4 tenders) will be sure to get your guests excited. Think how amazed they’ll be when you turn the dance floor into a (fire)pool with one touch of a gold-plated button.
Available for collection in Marina di Carrara in northern Tuscany (if you can find a morally-ambivalent crew)*
Please Note
- This is a gag deal in celebration of April Fool's Day.
- Instead, by purchasing this deal, you will be making a donation to a good cause.
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