Dating back to 18th Century Germany, this honey liqueur recipe was formulated to lure bears out of their dwellings by hunters. The original honey liqueur which is made from pure highland honey and fine vodka. Made with the highest concentration of all-natural honey, Baranjager is in a class of its own. Additionally, at 70 Proof, it's the perfect addition to any cocktail in need of an all-natural sweetener with little kick
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.