Meet Little Ruby. The Ruby handbag is structured and petite. She is the perfect grab-and-go bag that dresses up and down beautifully. Ruby features a zipped inner pocket large enough for your phone and other accessories, as well as an outer zip to keep your belongings secure. She is lined with suede that is tear-resistant. She is rounded off with a magnetic clip to hold the bag close and secure. She has an adjustable and attachable shoulder strap. She has an inner and outer sexiness about her. She is hand-stitched & guaranteed to last a lifetime.
She was designed specifically for women's month because; 'She is more precious than rubies; nothing you desire can compare with her'
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.