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La CouronneFranschhoek 1688 Chardonnay 2020 (R158.16 Per Bottle, 6 Bottles)

R158.16 Per Bottle
R158.16 Per Bottle

R949

Retail: R1,200
Not for persons under the age of 18

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Franschhoek 1688 is a vibrant, complex chardonnay with a grippy mouthfeel and firmer structure. A wonderfully balanced wine that is a great of the regions potential to make world-class chardonnay. 8-10 years cellar potential. 

Product Features
  • Barrel fermented in new oak barrels for 11 months.
  • Age of vines: 10 years.
  • Harvest method: Handpicked.
  • Only sold at the farm on a limited release selection
  • Vintage: 2020
Product Specifications
  • Cultivar: 100% Chardonnay 
  • Region: Franschhoek
  • ABV: 13.5 %
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