Don't let the flies get to you and spoil your BBQ, dinner or a peaceful, relaxing moment.
This effective fly trap uses no chemicals or pesticides which makes it 100% safe for kids & pets.
Simply plug in the device, add a drop of honey water or fruit juice in the five grooves on the upper panel to attract the flies and watch as they get trapped by the rotating upper panel and end up in the box below.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.