This handy device electronically dispenses your wine, automatically aerating it as it goes, thus eliminating the need to let your wine breathe before you enjoy it.
Which means you really shouldn't be sitting behind a computer or tablet or phone or whatever other devices connect to the interwebs these days.
Yet here you are.
But since you are here, we can only assume you're here for a reason and (running the risk that comes with assumptions) we assume that reason is to buy something.
Sunshine-ing and picnic-ing and poolside selfie-ing can wait. Today's smokin' hot deals can't. Pew pew.