Gorilla SportsDoorway Pull Up Bar

Urgh. The weekend.

We never really know what to do with ourselves because, to be honest, our sole purpose in life is to bring you sweet deals on the reg. The weekend just gets in the way of that.

And so, in an effort to A) make ourselves useful over these 2 days and B) appeal to your casual side, we offer you deals based on what we think every weekend should involve.

We're basing it entirely on things we've overheard in conversation and seen in movies because our ideal weekend would be back-to-back Mondays - but we know we're in the minority on that one.

Someone once told us that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, but we didn't really get the gist.

Nobody here is named Jack for starters. And his idea of fun sounds terrible.