The Little Tikes DiscoverSounds Kitchen is fully stocked with activities such as lights, sounds, a shape sorter and kitchen tools. Your little chef can sort shapes on the refrigerator, open oven doors, set a working timer, cook sizzling bacon in a pan, boil water in a pot and watch toast spring out of the toaster in this Little Tikes Kitchen. The Little Tikes Play Kitchen can keep children entertained for hours. Opening doors on the refrigerator, oven and microwave help with interactive play. The sounds and lights make playing with this kitchen even more enjoyable, and it teaches motor skills and recognition of shapes and sounds. A great addition to your child's collection, this play kitchen lets your child play cook for family and friends.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.