All the Crystal Aire purifiers assist in the elimination of bacteria, pet and tobacco odours and revitalisation of the air. This air purifier has a built-in ioniser, which converts positive ions to negative ions to reduce airborne pollutants and promote wellness. The colourful LED lights provide tranquillity to the atmosphere of a room.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?