If you think your children are safe just because they're strapped in, think again. It is law in South Africa that every motor vehicle must be fitted with SABS approved seat belts, restraints. It is law in South Africa that every passenger being transported in a motor vehicle must make use of the seat belts, restraints and strap themselves in. All seat belts fitted in cars in SA are designed and manufactured and designated as adult restraints and are therefore totally unsuitable and inappropriate for children less than 12 years of age or under 1.5 meters tall
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.