Pro-inspired sound and performance headphones.
Transport yourself to the front row. Inspired by music industry pros and featuring Legendary JBL Pro Sound and Hi-Res audio, the sleek JBL CLUB 950NC headphones make it easy to leave the world behind for all 55 hours of wireless play time, thanks to Adaptive Noise Cancelling, comfy over-earcups and a fold-able, portable design. Meanwhile, EQ personalization and bass boost at the touch of a button ensures every crystal-clear note sounds like it’s being played just for you.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical storylines that nobody questions. And flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half-off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?