Click & CareDrug-Free Instant Pain Relief Pen
R279
Please note: For hygiene reasons, exchanges and returns will not be facilitated on these items.
About
Fast, Effective, Drug-Free Pain Relief
Control pain without the use of needles. Click and Care is a handy, fast working pain relief device shaped like a pen. It is small enough that you can carry it around discreetly. Treatments only take 30 seconds and can be used anywhere anytime and can be used to give instant relief even when fully clothed. Click and Care is a natural pain relief device that can be used as often as you want without the fear of overdose.
How does it work?
Pressing the button on top of the device to deliver a low frequency, gentle electric charge produced by crystals, straight to the point of pain. Each click sends a pulse that will activate endorphins, the body's natural painkillers to free you from pain. This stimulating frequency can thus provide prolonged and often instant relief.
Product Features:
- Relieves pain (ie. Joint pain, back pain, sciatica, etc.)
- Takes effect in under a minute; About 30-40 clicks
- No maximum number of clicks
- Natural; No chemicals or drugs involved
- No electricity or batteries required
- Use anytime, anywhere
- Handy pocket size
- Maintenance free
- Safe and Simple to use
- Can be used over light clothing
Always consult your doctor when seeking pain relief. These products are not medicinal and are not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any disease, and no claims regarding such are made.
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